An Enduring lapse of Logic

Baba Ramdev aint that bad a guy.You lose money in betting; you are dumped by your girlfriend - who btw also decides not to return the Latest Nokia Cell phone which claims to contain everything except a washing machine & a nuclear missile launcher, and which had a cost you a fortune; you flunk in 3 papers in your term exam which comprised of 3 papers in all ; you get caught kissing your neighbour Kittu Auntyz daughter - whatever be the reason - all you need to do is hear his discourse, the perennial "Zindagi to ek maaya hain " blabber and force urself to believe in the forces of Maya,Aatma and Moksha n a few more similar yet otherwise uncomprehending concepts - n bang, you dont feel bad anymore.

So Lemme at the outset dedicate my reincarnation at Blogger to Baba Ramdev.You know, One day very soon , I might just get frustrated and decide to give a head on competition to Bill Gates - I might jus bet all my savings for Bangladesh in a world cup match against India, and unless India decides to continue on playing Ishant and Irfan Pathan, they just might win the match - me at the end of the day left with this huge "Bill", and shown the "Gate".And then I just might bump into Baba Ramdev's pravachans, and having nothing better to do, and already being kicked out of my Job, attend all his discourses and yoga aasans with full earnestness and sincerity. Who knows, I mite jus be appointed as the successor to his holiness's legacy .Cutting the story short, If such a day does dawn on earth, I might jus as well practice giving some free pravachans from this very moment - Making People believe in illusions , and that too convincingly needs huge perseverance after all!! So if you are of the types who have nothing better to do than count the numbers of keys in the keyboard all day, or who got fired from his college for flunking five times straight and hence have no job - Ensure u do communicate your feedback on how the pravachaans furnished below inspired and motivated u to do something worthwhile in life, and how your life completely transformed after this...


1 ) There's something definetly wrong with the Indian Youth - this includes me 2.I mean, the whole town has turned red owing to Valentines Day, Newspapers are dedicating supplementary specially dedicated to this day for the entire week, every second guy in college is talking bout how moral policing has turned into moron policing,the revenue generated by sales of roses in Delhi on 14th Feb is probably more than the GDP of Kenya and Zimbabwe combined - the list just goes on and on revolving the hype created around a day, concieved and marketed by some of the bestMarketing Brains of some of the finest American MNC's. Now, I do understand on how a bunch of hooligans doesnot have the right to curb our freedom of choice on the pretext of safegaurding our culture ( a culture which surprisingly boasts of Kaamasutra too), and how love is such a wonderful emotion to prevail.But Marketing of Love to this an extent?? Feb 13th was also the anniversary of Bhagat Singh, Sukhdev and Rajguru's death - we do love to rave about how they have become immortal icons for generations to come - To my surprise, I didnot even find one small column of TOI, on the same.Channels after Channels were running shows on how Muthalik's face was smeared with black paint, nobody felt it was important to telecast one single show on how a bunch of college goin kids took on an entire British Kingdom, without seeking ne self centered goals.Such a shame!!

2) Continuing on Vday,here are some excerpt on "going around" from Abhinav Jain's Blog ( This dude is a Chetan Bhagat in making - jus go thru his blog contents n u wud kno m not exaggerating - n for one, I dont wanna be another Vidhu Vinod Chopra, refuting an author of his rightful credit)

" When I was a kid , having a girlfriend meant two things about the guy :

1. The guy ranks somewhere between Matt Damon and George Clooney on the looks index.He walks by a women's college and the girls trample the professor in their hurry to run out and catch a glimpse .

2. The guy ranks somewhere between Mukesh Ambani and Richard Branson on the financial standing index. He frequently uses a hundred rupee note to wipe his nose and his bank needed to hire an extra floor to stack his cash deposits.

But now , not having a girlfriend says two things about the guy :

1. He is gay.
2. He is definitely gay.

I mean , I look around and see even convicts serving life sentences in Tihar going around in the jail premises with the female convicts from the ladies ward. Guys who aren't even close to respecting a woman have girlfriends . Even Mika has girlfriends - two of them. To be as short as Ayesha Takia's skirt , I guess most of the Indian guys in the age group of 16-30 have a girlfriend.('Tell-me-why' query - Can someone explain to me why having a girlfriend is termed "going around" ? Does it originate from the hindi films wherein Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh spent countless hours running in circles around trees , bushes and water fountains ?)."

And when u urself have had 4 relationships, all with endings so dreadful that probably even Devdas would look like messiah of "Happy go Lucky" chaps in comparison, you know you cant agree more with Abhinav ;-).Btw, I spent today drinking beer, and reading economic times whole day.

Chal , I gotta go to sleep now, have a guest lecture early morning tomorrow, and I gotta ensure I dont get kicked out of the class this time atleast - Ramdev baba, in management college ke professors ko bhi subhe subhe yoga karne ke faayda baatayein - kam se kam hum ko to thoda aur sone ko mil jaayega

Chalo more discourses later dis week - ciao!!